Vanity Plate Losers

STUPD BACK

vanityplatelosers — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:57:36 +0000

From what I could tell, this guy looked like he wasn’t bringing anything back except Big Macs and loose stools…

SHU LUSR

vanityplatelosers — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:41:01 +0000

While I totally respect this VPL’s love for shoes, I wouldn’t think twice about dirtying my nicest pair with two roundhouse kicks to his bunghole…

(photo courtest of Yen)

POOHVERT

vanityplatelosers — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:30:15 +0000

This is the second example of a sexual predator/VPL (first one is here). Crazy thing is, I’m told this car is driven by a lady. For some reason, I’m pretty sure that chicks driving black Corvettes with plates like this are down by the river hunting beaver, not trouser trouts…

(photo courtesy of Charlie)

B1G LUSR

vanityplatelosers — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:20:23 +0000

This lil diva needs big ‘ol kick in the clam…

(photo courtesy of Lia and Paul)

CORNYYY

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:36:51 +0000

Not sure if this babe want’s everyone to know her name, or that she suffers from narcolepsy. But I am sure that it be great if her cheesiness took a dirt nap…

(photo courtesy of Aaron)

S2PID

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:33:33 +0000

Nothing says “Don’t mess with me” like a vanity plate. I wonder what would happen if this VPL and THIS VPL got into an argument…

(photo courtesy of Aaron)

IHEARTIMAGINARYCITIES

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:26:17 +0000

Maybe, just maybe this one would be okay if Batman ever drove an old vette. But if my memory serves me correctly, he didn’t. Ever. Which leaves absolutely no excuse for this VPL. Unless it was given to him as a gift from a friend or loved one. In which case, this dude needs all new friends and loved ones…

1DUMBASSCHEF

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:13:23 +0000

With all these VPLs rolling in from the Big Apple, it really hard for me to tell which city is more infested. Maybe this sexy chef could tell me. Or she just cook herself up a nice pile of I’m-a-loser pancakes…

(photo courtesy of Lia)

NLSIDIOT

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:03:27 +0000

Apparently it’s going to be cold for a really long time. Hopefully that will leave me numb to these nasty feelings I have towards VPLs 4-eva…

ATMCNERD

vanityplatelosers — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:53:54 +0000

This atomic heep looks like a bomb when of in it’s main parking spot and it somehow miraculously survived. It’s unfortunate…

(photo courtesy of Aaron)