Vanity Plate Losers

August 18, 2009

IDZ9NEWWORDS

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 10:01 am
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Because sometime you don’t need a designer, you need dizniner. It’s dizifferent. It’s lizame…

(photo courtesy of Conrad)

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HANDJOBBER

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 9:53 am
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This VPL is from wine country, where they hand craft high-class boner cakes…

(photo courtesy of Aaron)

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NONCOOLGUY

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 9:48 am
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Quit trying to change the subject, VPL. You’re a tool belt…

(photo courtesy of Josh from dbwithbt)

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R8TEDRETARDED

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 9:35 am
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This tag just doesn’t even make sense. Unless of course this cars drops tons of f-bombs and does full nudity…

(photo courtesy of Paul and Lia)

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August 17, 2009

DRTYVPL

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 7:28 pm
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Dirty Mike needs to get a clean smack to the face…

(photo courtesy of Paul and Lia)

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CURRENTLOSER

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 7:25 pm
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You can take the VPL outta of texas, but you can’t take the, wait that’s not making sense. Go back to TX and take your tag with you…

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LAWBREAKER

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 7:20 pm
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This terd-smith absolutely loves the law. Except the one about not making yourself look like a jack-ass with a vanity plate…

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DONTLEAVEYOURKIDSALONEWITHME

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:54 pm
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Is it me or does a mini van with dark tints and a plate expressing love for kids scream creepy…

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GLDNGEEK

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:49 pm

Based on this VPL’s outfit and massive amount of blingy accessories, their plate should have read LFSGOTTI. Go away…

(photo courtesy of Valetster)

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BIGCACA7

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:43 pm
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I love it when you call me Big Tool Bag…

(photo courtesy of Lia)

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August 4, 2009

ECCO EDUCCATION

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:54 pm
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This VPL must have gone all eco on grammar lessons too…

(photo courtesy of K-mart)

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LUVH8TNGTHIS

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:36 pm
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Ever been so in luv with a color that you’ve just gotta tell the world how you feel!?!?!?!? Hope not…

(photo courtesy of Gregg)

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IGOTISSUES

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 12:26 pm
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I got you to hold my hand, I got you to understand. I got you to walk with me, I got you to talk with me. I got you to kiss goodnight, I got you to tell me I’m a VPL and that I suck…

(photo courtesy of P-ram)

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URLYFSTNX

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 11:54 am
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While I agree with this VPL, I still must hate. He is stinking up the world with his ass-hat odor…

(photo courtesy of Mark)

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