I highly doubt the two dudes rocking this wagon practice Kosher acts…

This Rolex sporting (hat and watch) old man kept the car badged and got the plate that reiterates the badges. Shhhh, I think I hear a cry for attention…
(photo courtesy of Valetster)

This VPL debadged his 911 so that you don’t know what it is. Unless you can read secret VPL code. Which unfortunately I can…

I’m sorry, what time is it? Ooooh, 650! Like the model of your car! That’s sooo genius! And stupid…

Just in case you feel something poking you one day and don’t know what it is – it’s this jerkface, dicking you…
(photo courtesy of Simon)

I was surprised to even see this tag, but even more surprised to see the scrawny little DUDE driving this beast. Should I mention that he was wearing eyeliner…

Hard to believe a Jedi would choose this overweight rig as a mode of transportation. Also, hard to believe in Jedis…

We all know these ladies. They’ll let a dog lick them on the lips for hours on end, not caring that it just finished eating it’s own poo…

Yeah, thanks God. Thanks for helping this first class d-bag acquire this plate. You know, for laughter’s sake…
(photo courtesy of Todd)

What this VPL has to create is a raft that we can float him out to sea on…

Apparently the dream life is being stuck in traffic in 100 degree summer heat. Oh, and you’re drive a pearl white Escalade. So sad…

There are easily 500 ways to call this guy out on his tool-ness, but I’m thinking tool works just fine…

Toyota 4Runner: about 3900 lbs. THIS 4runner, with the burger-holic behind the wheel: 4350+ lbs. Easily…

If it isn’t the snobbiest feminist on the planet. Go fix your wig, old bag…
(photo courtesy of Aaron)

I guarantee that I’m not the only one wishing Hulk was real so he could smash this nutsmack…
(photo courtesy of Valetster)

Proof that even foreigners are crazy-lame too, this VPL is calling out the fact that they’re a newby. A super, super loser newby.
(photo courtesy of Conrad)
definition: FOB means Fresh Off the Boat. And FRE means Fresh. In Canada, they call people who are new to town FOBs, and when they’re really new to town, the call them Fresh FOBs or Frefobs. Needless to say, the driver wasn’t a local.

Little does this VPL know, I hate them more than they hate “it”…
(excuse the resolution, photo courtesy of Brandi)

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