Vanity Plate Losers

July 29, 2009

WHOS PCKLISH?

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 10:29 am
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I highly doubt the two dudes rocking this wagon practice Kosher acts…

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08 ML63-YEAR-OLD CHODE

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 10:07 am
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This Rolex sporting (hat and watch) old man kept the car badged and got the plate that reiterates the badges. Shhhh, I think I hear a cry for attention…

(photo courtesy of Valetster)

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THISGUYSUX

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 9:53 am
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Because Pontiac totally doesn’t…

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July 27, 2009

11AFTRNO

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:26 pm
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This VPL debadged his 911 so that you don’t know what it is. Unless you can read secret VPL code. Which unfortunately I can…

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TENTILYOUREDUMB

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:25 pm
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I’m sorry, what time is it? Ooooh, 650! Like the model of your car! That’s sooo genius! And stupid…

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DICKINUSALL

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 6:03 pm
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Just in case you feel something poking you one day and don’t know what it is – it’s this jerkface, dicking you…

(photo courtesy of Simon)

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BIGNASTY

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:57 pm
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I was surprised to even see this tag, but even more surprised to see the scrawny little DUDE driving this beast. Should I mention that he was wearing eyeliner…

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JEDIE 0NOW

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:49 pm
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Hard to believe a Jedi would choose this overweight rig as a mode of transportation. Also, hard to believe in Jedis…

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TOMPATHETIC

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:45 pm
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This VPL really T Heart M Peti. That doesn’t make sense, does it? Exactly…

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July 23, 2009

WE ARESAD

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 10:22 pm
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We all know these ladies. They’ll let a dog lick them on the lips for hours on end, not caring that it just finished eating it’s own poo…

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TANKS ALOT

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 10:12 pm
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Yeah, thanks God. Thanks for helping this first class d-bag acquire this plate. You know, for laughter’s sake

(photo courtesy of Todd)

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HV2BEMADEFUNOF

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:31 pm
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What this VPL has to create is a raft that we can float him out to sea on…

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DRM ONCHEECH

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:28 pm
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Apparently the dream life is being stuck in traffic in 100 degree summer heat. Oh, and you’re drive a pearl white Escalade. So sad…

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500%TOOL

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:21 pm
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There are easily 500 ways to call this guy out on his tool-ness, but I’m thinking tool works just fine…

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MSTRASS

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 5:00 pm
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No mystery here, this jackass is a jackass…

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IHEARTFOODTOOMUCH

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 2:26 pm
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Toyota 4Runner: about 3900 lbs. THIS 4runner, with the burger-holic behind the wheel: 4350+ lbs. Easily…

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WLWELLWELL

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:36 pm
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If it isn’t the snobbiest feminist on the planet. Go fix your wig, old bag…

(photo courtesy of Aaron)

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AUDICK

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:31 pm
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I guarantee that I’m not the only one wishing Hulk was real so he could smash this nutsmack…

(photo courtesy of Valetster)

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FREFOOL

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:09 pm
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Proof that even foreigners are crazy-lame too, this VPL is calling out the fact that they’re a newby. A super, super loser newby.

(photo courtesy of Conrad)

definition: FOB means Fresh Off the Boat. And FRE means Fresh. In Canada, they call people who are new to town FOBs, and when they’re really new to town, the call them Fresh FOBs or Frefobs. Needless to say, the driver wasn’t a local.

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H8TNLYF

Filed under: Oh-so-lame Plates — vanityplatelosers @ 1:02 pm
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Little does this VPL know, I hate them more than they hate “it”…

(excuse the resolution, photo courtesy of Brandi)

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